YOUR HAIR SUCKS! AND YOU STINK!

“YOUR HAIR SUCKS…” Is the trademark to RUDEMAN hair products. So naturally when I saw this I thought “F- Them! My hair doesn’t suck! I hardly have any hair!” Then the next part “AND WE KNOW YOU STINK” really hit home, well, because I probably do stink!

The “Shampoo Bar” which is a big black bar of shampoo is supposed to fix my hair by getting rid of any grimy greasy hair product without stripping colour, while leaving a nice scented aroma of coffee and mint. I like coffee, and mint is refreshing and tasty.

Coming from a family of scientists, I decided to create my own very scientific study. I grew my hair longer than it has ever been to 1.75”. Next order of business was to gel up my hair, I looked for the strongest stuff, I ended up using Goldwell’s extra hold gel and then used a Goldwell shaping stick to really stick my hair down the same company makes a shaping agent, so I used that too. I made sure there was a lot of coverage as well. After all, this is an experiment…

Now that my hair was properly knackered, I took to the streets. I spent an entire day walking around downtown Toronto collecting all the pollution I could get into my hair. I then drove a few hours outside of town and built a bonfire. I made sure that I stood downwind of the smoke in order to get that stinky deep rooted smell of smoke in my hair and my body. I also smoked a cigar and took a moment to reflect about my experiment and how proud my parents would be at my new found scientific interests. At that moment I remembered that RUDEMAN says it’s for ALL hair, so I rubbed some sun block lotion on my arms and bug spray on my legs. There, that should do it!

To recap: I now have long hair, gelled, full of pollution, fire smoke and cigar smoke. My arms are covered with sun block lotion and my legs have been doused with bug spray and to top it off, I got kerosene on my hands when I was trying to light the bonfire.

If the smell won’t catch your attention when I walk by, then nothing will.

After working all that crap into my hair I asked several friends to smell me, they wouldn’t. The first part of the experiment has been completed. Now I need to shower.

The RUDEMAN Shower Bar is made from 8oz of professional quality shampoo, so it lathers up quickly and believe it or not the coffee/mint scent is quite pleasing. After thoroughly lathering my hair…ALL of it. I rinsed off the shampoo and dried myself. My hair was squeaky clean, in fact, it made a squeaking noise when I rubbed it. There was not a slight bit of grease or residue to be noticed. I felt refreshed, but the smell of smoke from the bonfire still lingered. Needless to say my friends didn’t have a problem smelling me to verify that I did in fact smell “not as bad”.

For a shampoo bar that was tested on Rock Stars not animals, I was quite impressed. Not only does the big black shampoo bar look mean, it acts mean too!

Now for a bit of niceness, RUDEMAN Inc. has offered to give the first 10 people to email us with their postal mailing address will get a bar sent to them free! No joke! Only from your friends at RICH GUY ;) Congratulations to all those who sent in their addresses your soap should arrive in a few weeks!